PHILADELPHIA (KYW Newsradio) — The SEPTA board is accustomed to hearing complaints from the riding public. But rarely do they come in the form of a song.
The public portions of SEPTA board meetings usually feature riders reading statements airing their grievances. When it was rider Alex Davis' turn at Thursday's virtual meeting, he picked up his guitar and started to sing about the reliability of information on SEPTA's smartphone app.
Davis' ditty described how he missed a Regional Rail train because SEPTA never communicated that track work that had been scheduled was canceled that weekend — and he wound up waiting for a shuttle bus that wasn't running.
"I just feel so bad when I'm like the 10th person in line to voice a complaint and nobody's said anything nice yet," Davis said. "I figured that when I'm delivering this piece of criticism, a song would be a little easier to take."
Listen to his song below:
I've only got two minutes but I'll tell you a tale
About a time I tried to ride Regional Rail
Google Maps showed a train but the train just didn't show
So I checked on the app, said the train wasn't running
Said a shuttle bus would come but not when it was coming
And I had to find a secret PDF or I would never know
And sure enough I found the PDF
Only took me 20 minutes
It's was in the line's Twitter, very deep down in it
And it said that the shuttle bus was just five minutes away
So I ran down the road but the bus didn't come
So I started getting nervous
I pulled out my phone and called customer service
And they told me the track work was actually canceled that day
I saw my train pull in and watched it roll away
And that's why I'm with you today, to say
That I can't trust SEPTA's app if it's always such a mess
And I can't trust Google Maps with faulty GTFS
Routes are gonna get delayed and tracks have gotta get re-laid
And that's OK, as long as I don't have to guess. Oh, yes
My stress is less when you don’t make me guess.