a painting of channing tatum's scrotum sold for a lot of money. does: https://news.avclub.com/a-painting-of-channing-tatums-scrotum-sold-for-more-tha-1838361304?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
marriage scam: https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/25/asia/china-family-marry-23-times-intl-scli-hnk/index.html
the most hydrating beverage in the world is not water: https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/25/health/best-drinks-for-hydration-wellness/index.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
karen is in a bit of a depression, but she's gonna change course and head on over to the atlantic. also karen is a hurricane: https://www.wftv.com/weather/eye-on-the-tropics/tropical-storm-karen-to-meander-in-the-atlantic-for-days-possible-impact-on-us-unknown/990131687
New science shows gluten-free trend is expensive BS: https://nypost.com/2019/09/24/new-science-shows-gluten-free-trend-is-expensive-bs/
A College Student Died In His Dorm Room And Wasn't Found For Nearly Two Months: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/juliareinstein/new-zealand-college-student-death-dorm-university-canterbury?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bffbbuzzfeedvideo&ref=bffbbuzzfeedvideo&fbclid=IwAR2BR-mzS1VWOrNaTzFqtVVbd2-Edvq_EBIbPooPIYdH1uSQDK1Fu48HqbE
The Navy SEAL Who Shot Osama Bin Laden Tries Stand-Up Comedy: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/robert-oneill-bin-laden-standup-comedy_n_5d8a21d5e4b0d2694654ed49
British travel firm Thomas Cook collapses, strands hundreds of thousands: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/british-travel-firm-thomas-cook-collapses-stranding-hundreds-thousands-n1057456
The White House accidentally emailed its Ukraine talking points to Nancy Pelosi: https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1176891940169834499
Crepuscular: https://www.wordgenius.com/all-words/crepuscular/?audio=true
