Among the many substances that can be found flying around your friendly neighborhood mosh pit -- spit, sweat, concentrated anger -- you can now rest assured there will be another added to the mix.
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Luxury water pedlars Liquid Death have partnered with Depend to offer the first ever "Pit Diaper." The item is a faux-leather codpiece "accented with chains and spikes, to seamlessly blend into any outfit,” that luckily for everyone else in the room, can be fitted with an absorbent pad so concert fans up front or in the pit never have to miss a note.
Officially endorsed and modeled by CONVERGE drummer Ben Koller, the hot item is available in limited quantities via Liquid Death's website for just $75, a drop in the bucket (heh!) when you consider how cool you'll look crowd surfing with a pair of these bad boys on.
“The show can’t be stopped for a bathroom break,” Koller says in a press release. “With the Pit Diaper, I can hydrate without missing a beat.”
Apparently selling water can be a little monotonous, so Liquid Death is always on the move with a number of interesting products to help promote hydration and recycling -- like this adorable Tom Segura receptacle for example, or the Yeti "casket cooler," their artist-inspired Death Ray squirt guns, Burton casket-shaped snowboards, and tons more.
Supplies of the "Pit Diaper" are "extremely limited," so get 'em while the gettin's good -- and we'll see you (and avoid you) in the pit!
All jokes aside -- part of the viral beverage company's "evil mission" is to help fight plastic pollution and bring clean drinking water to those in need, all while adding a little fun and energy into their advertising.
