
Early in the morning of September 24, 2017, a Florida Man was arrested for doing donuts and drifting in the parking lot of a closed Publix, according to WTFFlorida.
How dare he - Publix is a sacred place.
After arresting the Florida Man for reckless driving, officers found a bag of coke in his car and tacked on another charge.
Now I want a Publix sub.