New report finds the Cowboys near the bottom of ‘Uncrustables consumption’ among NFL teams

Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott (21) displays his "feed me" sign after a first down run
Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott (21) displays his "feed me" sign after a first down run Photo credit Brad Loper/USA TODAY NETWORK via Imagn Images

There’s plenty of time to talk about what the Cowboys are doing wrong on offense, or when the time for Jerry Jones to give up control of the team is, but now is not that time.

Right now, we need to talk about Uncrustables.

Yes, the premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches you can find at the grocery store.

A new article from The Athletic revealed just how many Uncrustables each NFL team consumes on a weekly basis.  Why this study was made we have no idea, but it’s another stat the Cowboys hover around the bottom of the pack in.

According to the author Jayson Jenks, Cowboys players eat about 75 Uncrustables a week, good for 20th amongst the NFL’s 32 teams.  The Broncos top the league, eating about 700 per week.

Across the league, NFL teams consume anywhere from 3,600 to 4,300 Uncrustables a week.

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