Brett Keisel announced on Twitter Tuesday that he's raising a new batch of baby cows, aka calves.
And in another world, that's the end of the story.
But the former Steeler is having a little fun with it now that the NFL Draft is over.
Keisel introduced the "Calf Draft" Tuesday, but he followed up with the first christening on Friday.
And "with the #2 pick in the #CalfDraft," Polamalamoo has finally been blessed with her God-given and Troy-given name — except that it was actually voted upon.
That's neither here nor there, though.
The fun doesn't stop there, either.
In his tweet, Keisel hinted at the possibility that Hines Ward, too, might be the namesake for the next calf.
So be on the lookout for the next calf-naming announcement.
For those looking for their voices to be heard on the next calf, Keisel's Twitter replies appear to be the voting grounds.